Cat and Dog Theology

A dog says, 'You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, you must be God.'

A cat says, 'You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, I must be God.'

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Cat Theology: Me-ology

• Cats worship God primarily for what He has done for them.
• Cats want to God to obey them.
• Cats read the Bible thinking it is about them.
• Cat's think God exists to bless them.

Dog Theology: Thee-ology

• Dogs worship God primarily for who He is.
• Dogs want to obey God.
• Dogs read the Bible thinking it is about God.
• Dogs think they exist to glorify God.

Adapted from: Cat and Dog Theology, by Bob Sjogren