[1] If you know Lorraine Boettner is a guy.
[2] If you think Jesus' "I will build my Church" didn't refer to the future.
[3] If as a kid you thought pretending you were an Israelite was fun.
[4] If you know a pedo-baptist is not a foot washing fundy.
[5] If you own more than five pipes and haven't seen you chin in years.
[6] If you know that Lex Rex is not a comic book villian.
[7] If you know people who speak Dutch.
[8] If you were baptized before you could swim.
[9] If you know the regulative principle is not a technique for colon cleansing.
[10] If your Men's Ministry rejects the name Promise Keepers for Promise Snatchers.
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