You might be in a cult if...

You might be in a cult if...

• Your leader’s prophecies must be spell checked first.
• Special music is performed by the leader’s eight wives.
• The parking lot has designated spaces for aliens.
• Fatigues must be worn at the church retreat.
• The sacred writings are kept in a three-ring binder.
• The church motto is "In Bob We Trust."
• Services are canceled because the rattlesnake got loose.